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Jetway Jesus

Falsely needing wheelchairs at airports, to get priority boarding when getting ON the plane, but NO LONGER NEED THE WHEELCHAIRS upon arrival.
On that last flight, 14 passengers got on the plane by wheelchair, but by the time we got to Los Angeles, 10 of them had been miraculously healed by "Jetway Jesus!"
by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 26, 2024
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Jesus

Jesus a guy who buys his “stripper” aka his cousin Gucci shoes and flies her out to Tulum on a couple getaway
Hey did you see Jesus went to tulum
by Bookie602 May 26, 2024
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Gentle Jesus

the greatest song made by the greatest band "uncle's gun"
man, I love Gentle Jesus by uncle's gun, its the best song in the world!
by Bone Cane May 28, 2024
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Jesus

An amazing human being with a great personality. Has perfect facial features. Really funny and has a funny but attractive laugh. Loves everyone and is very caring. Acts like a big brother, very protective. Everyone’s best friend. It is impossible to hate them. HAS A FATTY
JESUS HAS A FATTY
by lovelyn <33 November 21, 2021
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Jesus

A piece of human scum who hates everyone and cares for no one
by azues November 21, 2021
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JESUS

Savior of the World! God with us
To rescue us from evil
Jesus have mercy on us!
by Hehehehheheheesomeone November 22, 2021
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Jesus

An irl healer who did some stuff and walked on water
Jesus
by hellsoup November 25, 2021
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