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Cranky Boner

A cranky boner is when a male is upset or angry while having an erection.
Can you stop talking like that your giving me a cranky boner?
by KingAlldis May 1, 2022
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boner

YOUR PP GETS HARDDDDDDDDD
Sheesh i’m getting a boner my pp is so HARDDDDDDDDDDD
by meowitsjojoo April 11, 2021
mugGet the bonermug.

anger boner

It’s when you get so angry your dick becomes erect
Man my boss pissed me off so bad I popped an anger boner and everybody looked at me weird
by Lukey bhole December 12, 2021
mugGet the anger bonermug.

boner bake

Hey I’m about to eat a boner bake and do your mom
by anonymous February 19, 2025
mugGet the boner bakemug.

boner

YOUR PP GETS HARDDDDDDDDD
Sheesh i’m getting a boner my pp is so HARDDDDDDDDDDD
by meowitsjojoo April 11, 2021
mugGet the bonermug.

Absolutely Boner Worthy

A phrase to emphasize the worthiness of a thing to where it can give a male an erection
That mask of stuffed animals is truly...
Absolutely Boner Worthy.
by Atom500 January 9, 2020
mugGet the Absolutely Boner Worthymug.

Blue Boner

when a police officer exerts extreme force in an excitable manner, while often in the presence of other police officers. It is not uncommon for the police officer to be sexually aroused
"Hey Mick, look at that copper cunt, beating the shit outta that protester, he's got a blue boner"
by dynobot August 24, 2021
mugGet the Blue Bonermug.

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