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Boner

What you have when you stare at your male friend in class and dream about rubbing his dick against yours. You want him to pin you to the wall and pull down your pants, penetrating you as you moan breathlessly into the wall. You want another girl you see to strip and suck your dick tenderly as you deep throat your friend’s dick, using your hands to feel his smooth tender skin. You then penetrate the girl as he penetrates you, fiddling with her tits and even when everyone cums all over each other you continue, sucking each other dry. Thats when you have a boner in class and disappear during break to the toilet to jerk off for the rest of break to a photo of your friend in your phone, and spend the rest of the lesson rubbing your dick slightly till you are dismissed and go to a mcdonalds with your friend to ambush him in the toilet with your dick out while he is pissing and penetrate him, getting piss all over you and also fellatio-ing him against the bathroom wall.
Hot Gabriel : look at Kean, I really want him to dominate me in bed

Tristan:(reaches out and grabs gabriels dick) Looks like you’ve got a boner mate, wanna rub it off?

Gabriel: Yeah but only if we can do it where people can see us

Tristan: How about I humiliate you in public then?

Gabriel: Yes daddy

Tristan: Suck me harder you little whore
by Horny SWC bottom November 28, 2022
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boner message.

boner message....When someone (must be male) takes a photo of his full erection and sends it to another person with their smart phone.
Shane decided to send Jen a boner message.
by Casey Napier June 23, 2011
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human boner

Someone who is self-obsessed and is not aware of his/her surroundings.
"what's that guys name? That brot, brat, Brett guy? He's a real human boner"
by humanboner November 14, 2015
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Termite-boner

The boner that a termite has when it gets a boner in its pants.
Gee, that termite sure has a huge termite-boner!!!
by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024
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Boner sonar

Ability to detect erect penises at a distance beyond what the naked eye can see.
My Boner sonar always goes off the charts when I walk past the spooky old house.
by Chazmataz December 23, 2014
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Cheek Boner

When someone packs a fat lip, producing a visible bulge in the cheek. (Dip tobacco)
Hey man, check out Eddy- he’s got a fat cheek boner!

Guy: Can I pinch a dip?
Dude: Sure, just don’t pack a cheek boner. I’m running low.
by Dip Veteran May 9, 2024
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boner valley

A Home or an apartment filled with 12 or more guys with their dicks out ready for sexual intercourse
Don't go to jimmy's house. Its a boner valley
by MarfiaStrikes December 4, 2015
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