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Lane swapping-hip hop-beepboppin'

The actions of an aggressive driver, "ducking & dodging" in & out of traffic to get ahead.
That guy's gonna cause a crash. He's lane swapping-hip hop-beepboppin' in this rush hr traffic!
by Dr Dre' January 16, 2021
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Alaskan Root Beer Float

Hello bakers, my name is Bitty Kembleford, and today I'll he making a special take on a summer classic: The Alaskan Root Beer Float.

Do you remember the first time you had a root beer float? I do. I must have been around 7 years old and we were visiting my grandparents in Phoenix, in the summer.

Have you ever been to Arizona in the summer? Must be why I find Sacramento so tolerable. Let's just say it's hot.

I still remember all of us greedy kids, still in our swim suits, having been cooling off in the pool all day, lined up in the kitchen, wide eyed as we watched my father pull the multicolored hankercheif out of his weenie and clap in joyful glee.

It was just last Tuesday, a year ago, that my divorce happened. Very tragic. Humorous as well.

I was a mess. I went to the store and bought vinegar, ketchup, licorice, root beer, cigarettes, and vanilla ice cream.

Fortunately, I didn't put all of that together (whew... heart attack avoided), but I did make a root beer float, one of the most classic memories of my childhood.

It seems like root beer floats have been following me everywhere. Even after dad got shot.
Now let's crack on, shall we?

I use the So Delicious Vanilla Bean Coconut Ice Cream and Virgil's Organic Root Beer for my Alaskan Root Beer Float.

Using your favorite ash tray, combine cigarettes, vinegar, and baking soda.

In a separate bowl, combine one cup of Vanilla Ice Cream, and a bottle of your Virgil's Organic Root Beer.

Heated on medium, take a pot full of boiling water, and butterscotch Jell-O Mix, and combine until the lumps of Jell-O are gone. Next, remove from heat, and add the previous ingredients. Refridgerate for two days.

After all the anxious waiting, remove your Root Beer Float from the fridge. Makes two servings (serve with ketchup).
by jules019 January 19, 2021
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harry a beer

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The abhorrent audacity of not finishing a beer. Wasting a beer.

Harried a beer
Harrying a beer
Harries a beer
Only a serial killer would purposefully harry a beer.
by hotinpsychotic January 30, 2021
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cold ass beer

The preferred temperature of a beer ice cold
DAMN! I want me a cold ass beer.
by HenTyler November 1, 2021
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Only one beer

Lie you usually tell your wife when going for a cold one with your friends.
Guy: I'm going to bar with my friends.
Wife: so you're gonna get wasted like last time?
Guy: nah I'm gonna have only one beer
by InternetMeme May 20, 2022
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Bumper of beer

One single unit of 40 ounces/oz of beer.
Can you go to the beer store and get me a bumper of beer?
by Blkdynamite811 July 22, 2022
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'ave a beer

When you see your girl and want to say i love you, while our with your mates and you don't want them to take the piss out of you , so you say 'ave a beer
by Snofish135 September 28, 2022
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