by Quick1 October 20, 2010
Get the bag raidmug. When your tongue is sore from licking a ball sack and you were very dehydrated so when the tongue tries to lick the ridge of the wrinkles in said ball sack, the dehydrated tongue gets sore without the proper lubrication.
Eve: "OUCH!!!"
Adam: "oh my, are you okay, what happened?"
Eve: "I have bag tongue. I tried to eat these potato chips but I forgot I got bag tongue when we fooled around last night"
Adam: " You should stay hydrated during our long sessions of love making."
Adam: "oh my, are you okay, what happened?"
Eve: "I have bag tongue. I tried to eat these potato chips but I forgot I got bag tongue when we fooled around last night"
Adam: " You should stay hydrated during our long sessions of love making."
by 214L September 20, 2019
Get the Bag Tonguemug. C = Coward
1. A man who breaks up with his girlfriend, on Christmas... via text message.
2. A man who sleeps with a girl who is in love with him (though he is not) just to satisfy his own sexual needs.
3. A man who says he is in love but is out the door because things don't go his way.
1. A man who breaks up with his girlfriend, on Christmas... via text message.
2. A man who sleeps with a girl who is in love with him (though he is not) just to satisfy his own sexual needs.
3. A man who says he is in love but is out the door because things don't go his way.
by feelingstupid December 30, 2011
Get the c-bagmug. Jimmy has to leave the bar early. Fat Marcy called and said he better get home and give her some luvin' or she'll divorce him and take the house. He's such a bag piper.
by wordforger69 February 20, 2010
Get the bag pipermug. rude and unpleasant staff employed by Ryanair, the Irish airline that takes bad service and cheesy offers to new heights, to ensure that passengers only take 1 bag of less than 10 kilos on the plane. More than 1 bag or a bag over 10 kilos has to be checked in at an exorbitant cost - a penalty. Theories abound that the Bag Nazis are on commision for the amount of people they can penalise on any one flight. Not even the smallest handbag nor a bag of duty free goodies can be brought on in addition to your one regulation bag.
Bag Nazi "Madam that handbag hidden under your coat has to be put into your bag"
Ryanair Passenger "What that tiny piece of leather with a strap that holds just my lipstick". Bag Nazi "Yes... its the 1 bag policy. Take it off you and put in in your one bag or else you will have to check in that tiny piece of leather at a charge of £50" Ryanair Passenger OK but that seems really unfair and illogical... what ever Bag Nazi
Ryanair Passenger "What that tiny piece of leather with a strap that holds just my lipstick". Bag Nazi "Yes... its the 1 bag policy. Take it off you and put in in your one bag or else you will have to check in that tiny piece of leather at a charge of £50" Ryanair Passenger OK but that seems really unfair and illogical... what ever Bag Nazi
by Coleenforme August 21, 2012
Get the Bag Nazimug. Roger: Want to hang out Saturday, I know a couple good lookers that will be at the bar.
Harv: No. I'm busy.
Roger: What ?
Harv: I'm in the trick bag, my stepmom's uncles sisters brother birthday party man.
Roger: You mean those real boring relatives of yours ?
Harv: Yes, that would be them.
Harv: No. I'm busy.
Roger: What ?
Harv: I'm in the trick bag, my stepmom's uncles sisters brother birthday party man.
Roger: You mean those real boring relatives of yours ?
Harv: Yes, that would be them.
by cut the cards January 1, 2023
Get the trick bagmug. When a man's pants or bathing suit are so tight, that the fabric surrounds their package, creating the look of a bag of mice.
by Mike Campbell May 18, 2006
Get the bag of micemug.