cross as a bear with a sore bum

Easily angered. Lookin' fer a fight!

Child: I hate math homework!!
Parent: Now, now... you're as cross as a bear with a sore bum.

by Pousquella November 17, 2017

Bum ring

When a person sucks the Poo out of some ones anus and proceeds the eat the little chunks of Poo extracted out of the bum

Person one - what did u do last night

Person two- I bum ringed her but I can’t get the Poo smell out of my breathe

by Chicken fillet bum cheese April 15, 2019

Bum Hairs

The greatest person you will ever meet. Very handsome and has no bum hairs

Person 1: Omg he doesn't have bum hairs

by Thetiger08 March 22, 2021

bum rug

its that fuzzy patch on the nutsack bit of ya tradies boxers

Fuuuuck iv got burnouts on the bum rug

by Gapezy June 27, 2017

Bum dealer

When you encounter a colossal wanker aka Morgan k

“Hey can you FUCK ME IN THE ASS”
“No cunt”
“You bum dealer”

by bumslayer69 December 22, 2019

Bum dealer

It’s a colossal wanker aka morgan

“Hey can you fuck me in the ass?”
“No.”
“You BUM DEALER”

by bumslayer69 December 22, 2019

Bum Fuck

One who is lazy, has no friends and does not know how to have fun. Cries to their mom anytime someone says no to them and tries to ruin the life of that person.

"Dude I had this bum fuck roommate in college, Alexis Furkioti. She tried reporting me for illegal drugs and alcohol, but failed miserably."

"We all know a bum fuck in our lives"

"Bum fucks get what bum fucks deserve"

"It smells like bum fuck in there because she's a fucking bum fuck"

by merry chrismuh December 12, 2018