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Beaneracity

The audacity of a beaner.
I met up with Pablo the other day for a deal and he ripped me off of an ounce. The beaneracity.
Beaneracity by feelingfroggy July 18, 2026

Beaver Dam

Is a (verb or noun) slang word used to call your boyfriends homie that intentionally prevents you from succeeding in a romantic or sexual pursuit.
Wyatt, how did i know you would be here being a Beaver Dam. Go back to the car so I can get dicked down.
Beaver Dam by Rogue River July 20, 2026
A mint dbd player. Also the goat.
Beamer is such a goat dawg
Beamer by bmzbro July 20, 2026

tar beater 

n. Someone that runs on the road as opposed to running on a soft surface like a track.
Poor guy was a tar beater for so long his legs got worn out.
tar beater by CTrunr March 25, 2003

Bag Bearer

Bearer reffers to someone who "Bears" or Carries something.

The word bag bearer, is the person who carries THE bag. The bag is sacred to whomever is given the title "Bag Bearer". The bag bearer has to have certain abilities, such as, looking extremely emo, being very unfit and fat, smoking just to look cool, and many other "great" abilities.
"Silly Bag!"

"BAG BEARER! Where's my WAFFLES!?!?!"

"LOL. BAG!"

Fat Beaver 

1. Also known as the Castor Gras. Appending fur (like that of a dog or other household pet) to the condom with an adhesive before commencing any sexual act involving penetration.

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I wanted to try something new last night with Tina, so I shaved my dog and glued the fur to my condom. This is known as a 'fat beaver', in memory of George Colpitts.