Spilt Milk

When you're trying so hard not to cum, but it spurts.

failed in bed last night. spilt milk.

by redbumps May 25, 2015

Midget Milk

The semen extracted from a midget's penises, commonly used in the making of Viagra

EWWWWW I got MIDGET MILK on me Again!

by Peachy_107 May 30, 2022

Milked Up

The result of drinking or eating large quantities or dairy products, making you so full of milk to extreme levels

"I'm so milked up milked up right now"

by My milk man May 4, 2025

shit in the milk

To be disappointed in oneself about having made a stupid mistake. English version of the Spanish saying: "Me cago en la leche".

"I shit in the milk! I forgot the keys at home."

by Kaderschaufel September 30, 2023

mercyless milk

An inbred caniadian fuck who loves to finger his asshole and call it his belly button.

That is a mercyless milk

by Notthemilkman May 9, 2018

Expired milk

(noun) Slang that refers to the ejaculate of aging men.

"Have you met Maria and Tom's son? He's weird, that's what happens when you use expired milk."

by d3str0yer June 16, 2024

Irish Milk

Noun
Slang for Guinness

Don't bother with Peter, he's on the Irish Milk

by JohnJoeTheGood June 5, 2022