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bum slurper

A person who ‘slips over’ and lands on a bum/arse/bunda/cheeks and simple opens his mouths and wiggles his tongue in a circle formation while slurping up all that ‘bunda’.
John: *crying*

Harry: “Dude, why you crying?”

John: “It’s rob, he’s slurped my girls bum.”

Harry: “Shit dude! I always thought he was a ‘bum slurper’.
by officialbumslurper May 29, 2021
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bum defender

get your bum defender out and slap my face thupence, Willis.
by Henry Rollins November 3, 2003
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Bum egg

A really hard and sharp poo that hurts when on the toilet having a shit similar to a hemmeroid
Tyrone: yo have you laid any bum eggs recently
Jerome: yeah man , 3 already and its only 8 am
by Disishshfisagdjdhsj August 17, 2024
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one up the bum, no harm done

A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."

Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.

Enjoy your AIDS.
"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?

The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
by bitchuck September 5, 2024
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UC BUM

UC meaning universal credit and bum meaning lazy but capable of working

a uc bum collects checks from the council

Pc Dave is a benefit bum
DP IS A UC BUM
by Herbert_MTM_Moon September 20, 2024
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House Of Bum

Term given to a faggotorium, usually a male brothel.

Also used for all male private boarding schools.
"What's that building?"

"Oh, that's the local House of Bum."

"Nudgee College: the largest House of Bum on the northern bayside."
by RTM 1963 November 3, 2024
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bum blanket

The scratchy, super low quality grey wool blankets that are passed out to the homeless at shelters and food banks. Some of them look like they've been puked on because of these random colored threads woven throughout the blanket. These ones can also be called barf blankets.
My homie Les, who just recently got housing, used bum blankets as decoration on the walls of his new tiny home. Others who are less fortunate than my homie Les have been known to repurpose bum blankets as a urinal or toilet when appropriate.
by Seatthell November 24, 2024
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