Michael

likes alyssa 🤩🤌💅

OMG ALYSSA!!! MICHAEL LIKES HER

by bigdickenergy19 June 27, 2022

John Michael

The act of some little shit coming up and groping your asshole, just like the infamous John Michael

Man, I was just John Michaeled

by Dr. NigNog October 17, 2025

Michael B Jordan

Literally the finest man alive.

I heart Michael B Jordan

by Samantha Hood September 28, 2023

Michael

He looks like a coconut from behind, also kinda smells like it too.

Girl1: “I have a crush on Michael!”

Girl2:”Omg me too!”
Girl1:”he’s mine bitch.”

by Michael’s #1 fan January 26, 2023

Michael Collins

Michael Collins was very good at undermining the English, but in the end, he couldn't defeat his own people.

'Northern Ireland is still English.' Michael Collins?

by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 9, 2020

Michael

My world the best ass face and beautiful husband ever

I love you Michael

by Beabadoobee011 October 10, 2023

Michael Wayne kurck

a guy that cheats , has side chicks , doesn’t know what love really is , and yet says he loves ppl. He’s kinda dumb /stupid sometimes. Messes up good relationships. His last girlfriend is a fucked up bipolar chick, who thinks she’s super ugly. Good life. Guess so

Michael Wayne kurck- needs to learn how to treat his one and only better

other ppl- definitely

by Vanwinkle April 18, 2019