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Shotgun funeral

Similar to a shotgun wedding, but instead of joining a reluctant couple, it occurs when a hated despot dies and is displayed before his or her oppressed serfs. The serfs feel compelled to begin crying uncontrollably at Dear Leader's untimely demise or else face a very hazardous and morbid fate.
Kim Jong Il died recently and his citizens displayed fake tears at the barrel of a gun. It was a very successful shotgun funeral for Best Korea.
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Shotgun ass 

When You’re taking a shit and it all comes out at once imitating that of a 12 gauge shotgun and leaving the maddest skidders
I Heard Dan Went To Chequers
Yeah But He Came Back With A Mean Case Of Shotgun Ass
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A half-shot, or 0.75 fluid ounces of alcohol
Hey Andy, let’s take a shotito of fireball!
shotito by TitanLover September 22, 2019

Shotgun Scam 

Shotgun Fraud, or Shotgun Scam, is a method of fraud in which multiple loans, mortgages, fraudulent cheques, or other financial withdraws are made in a very short amount of time. The scam works by going fast enough that it is over before the transactions are entered into the public record where banks and other institutions can view them.

There are two main types of shotgunning, Cheque Shotgunning, and Home Equity Shotgunning.

In the former, the same cheque is cashed at multiple banks, or at multiple branches of the same bank via online methods (ie. mobile banking) before the cheque is officially posted.

In the latter, multiple home equity loans are taken out against the same property with multiple banks, with them all closing within a short window of each other. This works because the credit bureau tradeline will not appear for 30 days, so the other banks cannot see that money is already being borrowed against the property.
"He stole over $400,000 in cash from the bank in a month."
"How?"
"He was running a shotgun scam."
Shotgun Scam by Smudgly December 1, 2019
Shotodeku Is a ship from my hero academia shotodeku is Shoto x Deku.
Shotodeku most females loves this ship if you like this ship I'm sure you'll get a girlfriend.
Shotodeku by SansySansPansy December 25, 2019
The embodiment of corrupted innocence. When used as an action: To corrupt innocent hooligans.
Bob, don't do a Shotzie, he's still so innocent!
Shotzie by Dvrk Stylez April 4, 2020
A shota that is also a trap.

A stupidly adorable male essentially combining the 2 most cutest things a male could be.
That shotrap is kind of cute.
Shotrap by Tzerchaos October 12, 2021