by DutchKlok July 16, 2021

When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.
by Dickbender December 4, 2021

If you claim to have been the victim of a Terminal Velocity Neck Crack, then you must be a ghost, because nobody could survive such an event.
by yrgh October 19, 2024

Donkey: "Oooo, Shrek, did you just do that? Man, you oughta warn someone when you crack one like that!"
Shrek: "Believe me, Donkey, If that had been me, you'd have been dead. (*inhales*) It's brimstone."
Shrek: "Believe me, Donkey, If that had been me, you'd have been dead. (*inhales*) It's brimstone."
by ferdii6069 June 1, 2016

1. Something done that is completely off the wall, or bogus.
2. Someone who does crazy and down right stupid stuff.
3. Shenanigans as in circus performance in a closed environment, secret or dishonest activity or maneuvering.
2. Someone who does crazy and down right stupid stuff.
3. Shenanigans as in circus performance in a closed environment, secret or dishonest activity or maneuvering.
by KMITCH1120 November 19, 2013

Somewhere a supplier/dealer has their customers work when they can't afford a hit but desperately fiend for.
She's got her crack patch kids working hard today , feeding her piggies and shoveling shit... For their shit lol
by Bubbles81 December 15, 2024

by Not Ben Shapiro April 8, 2020
