like it ain't no thing 

1) Something that was done easily
2) When someone pretends something was done easily.

1) "I date 3 guys at once like it ain't no thang"
2) "George Bush is going to win this war like it ain't no thang"

like it ain't no thing by Kristen December 3, 2003

ain't that money?

exp. "isn't that money?" usually used rhetorically.

slavin: a homeless guy and i both saw a quarter on the ground but i beat him to it. ain't that money?

ain't that money? by khup December 14, 2008

ain't that something 

An expression used by the elderly to express casual awareness of an extreme situation.

*PLANE FALLS OUT OF SKY AND PEOPLE START JUMPING OUT*

Old Man/Woman: "Huh, well ain't that something"

ain't that something by Anonymous Happiness December 18, 2015

Your mother ain't shit 

Something you say when you've been dealt a vast amount of ownage. It's a compulsory response to having your ass handed to you. It's usually uttered in the hopes of saving face.

Ernie: Your mother ain't shit!

Your mother ain't shit by Spotted Sea Cow April 13, 2005

there ain't shit far behind that

Something to say when someone makes a wet fart.

*Someone makes a wet fart*

Grandma: There ain't shit far behind that.

there ain't shit far behind that by cbruer December 3, 2009

this shit ain't fucking right 

What one says when the situation is so fucked up there is really nothing else to say...

After accidentally walking into the over 50 swinger's event, all I could say is, "This shit ain't fucking right!"

this shit ain't fucking right by ALJOJO August 4, 2006

AT&T-bagged 

What happens when your iPhone drops a call.

The feeling is similar to being slapped in the face by someone's ballsack.

"Sorry I lost you back there. I drove by a tall building and got AT&T-bagged."

AT&T-bagged by el chocolate November 17, 2009