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He's funny, charming and heroic. A loyal and honest friend. One that will do anything for anyone, until you piss him off. Then you're dead to him! Do piss Ryan off
He's funny, charming and heroic. A loyal and honest friend. One that will do anything for anyone, until you piss him off. Then you're dead to him! Do piss Ryan off
by Billy-No-M8tz January 5, 2021
Get the Ryan mug.A very cute boy who is just so kind, it’s almost scary. He’s very mature for his age and super easy to talk to. His whole family is impressively tall, his dad scoring a 6’4 and him almost a 5’10” (at the age of 14, at least). Ryan is certainly one of those rare guys you’ll just never forget, and you surely won’t want to forget!! He is very intelligent, like, VERY intelligent, and he has the most gorgeous face and warmest smile. He also really enjoys running, meaning he loves soccer. He is very musically talented as well, being able to play more than one instrument. Although he may have some sort of mental disorder like OCD or anxiety, you know that he is perfect no matter what. He also is always himself around others, meaning you can get quite a good laugh with him. Speaking of laughs, his laugh is a cute high laugh, almost feminine like. It’s pretty hard to describe his laugh but it’s for sure a contagious one! He is just a bright ray of sunshine ready to lighten your day, and he cutest guy you’ll ever meet, he’s the man of your dreams. Someone that will leave you with the goofiest smile for hours even after just saying “hi”. Someone you could see being your future husband. Ryan sure is one of a kind.
by Cami04 July 29, 2019
Get the Ryan mug.Someone who will brag about going to the invention convention for an idea that he got from a movie. He will leave work early because he has a wife and two kids but will leave them alone so that he can go lose 10k in a poker game. Someone who will get mad at you if you say someone else is your best friend over him. A man who will ignore you or walk away from you when talking to him. He will call you dumb and tell you that your opinion is wrong and hang up the phone when you are arguing and make a good opposing point. Ryan will drive home before eating his Taco Bell even though food like that must be enjoyed immediately. A Ryan will send you a thousand reels on Instagram.
Example 1:
“You’re not doing too well in poker tonight.”
“Yeah, I think I’m just going to pull a Ryan.”
Example 2:
“You’re just going to walk away from the conversation because someone made a good opposing argument? Wooooow, don’t be a Ryan!”
“You’re not doing too well in poker tonight.”
“Yeah, I think I’m just going to pull a Ryan.”
Example 2:
“You’re just going to walk away from the conversation because someone made a good opposing argument? Wooooow, don’t be a Ryan!”
by not-a-ryan June 8, 2022
Get the Ryan mug.The accepted reality that promises made by Republican candidates won't come true. Wisconsin Congressman Paul Ryan claimed that he was a "Solid Conservative", when in fact he was a self-promoting sleazeball that lied for several years without any shame. Ryan promised great things in his campaigns, but the USA suffered severe losses during his tenure in Congress.
During 2024, Trump was out there making big promises about eliminating taxes on tips and Social Security payments. Now we see the Paul Ryan Effect in action. Tips and Social Security payments are still being taxed and there is no fix in sight.
by TheFleeceMan April 17, 2025
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color blind (specifically red green)
ryan starts slowing down the car
passenger: “ryan the light is green”
ryan: “i know i was just slowing down because i took that curve too quickly”
ryan didn’t know the light was green.
passenger: “ryan the light is green”
ryan: “i know i was just slowing down because i took that curve too quickly”
ryan didn’t know the light was green.
by georgeharrison’swife February 28, 2022
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