Gunther punch

The act of punching someone in the trans-scrotal-rectal area. Also known as the taint. Generally followed by a loud exclamation of surprise and/or pain from the recipient.

He was being a dick, so when he went up the ladder, I gave him the good old gunther punch.

by International Barfighter April 18, 2010

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Falcon Punch

When the male is fingering or 'poking' the female he inserts both his thumb and index finger and reaches for the top of the cave of the Womb, Pinches with both fingers pulls down as far as he can and lets the skin ping right back up again. - Bleeding is Inevitable.

Falcon Punch

by HardcoreGreenArmy April 26, 2010

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Stumble-Punch

Whilst attempting to bitch slap another man a guy trips and inadvertently punches them instead.

The first confirmed stumble-punch was performed August 5 upon one Kurt Krippendorf.

Zach: mumble mumble mumble... *stumble-punches Kurt*

Kurt: Dude' what the fuck?!

Zach: mumble mumble mumble...

by Johny Girth August 6, 2010

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tractor punch

to punch a female in her Privates

she just got tractor punch approved!

by wrath.tishtosh August 22, 2010

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Christmas Punch

Happening just one day a year, normally between the hours of 6 a.m. to 12 p.m., when your wife/girlfriend/roomate buys you the wrong sized:
pants/shirt/shoes/game...etc...

Normally followed by a Christmas Kick

(Grandpa): What's your problem Robert?
(Robert): Shut up old man, your precious Grand Daughter bought me a size 38, im a 36!
(Grandpa): That's just wrong!?
(Robert): What?! You want a Christmas Punch too!

by elementcubed November 21, 2010

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Urinal Punch

The act of hitting the guy standing at the urinal next to you while taking a piss with the other hand. Not to be attempted when inebriated beyond a certain point.

Man, I so Urinal Punched Woollard so he pissed over his shoes!

by M-Train#51 February 22, 2011

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