One Knight's Stand

(n) An act of oral sex preformed on a standing male who then wipes his penis dry on the unsuspecting orator's shoulders, from left to right.

Wow bro, look at Liz. She has some great shoulders.

Yah man, it's from all those "One Knight's Stand" 's I give her-- I hear it's good for the skin.

by TacomaBeags July 1, 2011

One over the eight

Extremely intoxicated (drunk or pissed, whatever your preference)

"Call her a taxi, will you? She's had one over the eight and needs to go home."

by Alexandra July 30, 2004

pop one out

Used to describe the process of giving birth.

Maggie down the road is about to pop one out

by gunneruk January 1, 2009

I am the one

Don't weigh a ton, don't need a gun to get respect up on the street

I am the one , don't weigh a ton don't need a gun to get respect up on the street

by Killer Keemstar the memestar October 19, 2016

The one floor rule

The understood rule that unless you are handicapped and cannot walk, you never take the elevator when only going one floor up or down. Failure to comply by this rule results in wasted time for all other elevator passengers, and will undoubtedly lead to death stares and possible bodily harm to said offender.

I was late for my big meeting because some idiot was too lazy to take the stairs and decided to break the one floor rule.

by Father MacKenzie February 23, 2010

one true god

The one true god is the only god that truly exists. All others are false.

Currently 137 religions claim to worship the "one true god".

Different sects of one religion will argue that they are the only ones who worship the "one true god"

Discussion of the trueness of one's god often leads to violence

Protestants vs. Catholics vs. Jews vs. everyone else for the last thousand years or more fighting each other on behalf of THEIR one true god...

by Sir Henry October 2, 2005

To erik one's bedross

To shit one's pants

To erik one's bedross: "I watched a scary movie last night. Almost erik'd my bedross."

by Tinytrip May 29, 2010