Something substitute teachers don't have.
Kid: "can I go to the bathroom?"
Teacher: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"
Kid: "I don't know? CAN YOU GET A FULL TIME JOB"
Teacher: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"
Kid: "I don't know? CAN YOU GET A FULL TIME JOB"
by Oh Deer! December 7, 2014
Get the full time jobmug. For one day every year falling on the 17th of May a man is entitled to a complimentary Hand job from his respective parter. This is an ancient tradition which must be upheld in order to restore peace and good fortune for the following year.
Good morning my dear. Just to remind you it's the 17th of May and we must complete the harvest of the may Hand job ritual in order to attain good luck and fortune.
by Corpserooter June 6, 2018
Get the May Hand jobmug. The term Job Seekers Allowance is more accurately represented with the modern day variation of Job Swervers Allowance.
As created by G and J Roberts
As created by G and J Roberts
“I’ve been on the Job Swervers Allowance for the last 28 years and I have no intention of getting a job... innit”
by J Roberts May 29, 2018
Get the Job Swervers Allowancemug. When an employer, quite often East Indian, accepts an applicant for a job interview by asking him to come in for a trial shift to see if he's worth hiring.
"Hey man, congrats on the new job!"
"Thanks, but I don't have the job yet, just an Indian job interview"
"Thanks, but I don't have the job yet, just an Indian job interview"
by Dave-Landon October 19, 2015
Get the Indian job interviewmug. When your partner hates having sex of any kind so they choose to jerk the other off in a hurried, rage filled way.
by Avast Ye Scurvy Dogs January 8, 2020
Get the Angry hand jobmug. by Joe Black2 September 26, 2018
Get the Philadelphia Paint Jobmug. Similar to that of A Steve Job. A Steve Job Pro is the act of violently slamming your Macbook Pro shut on your cock mid-climax.
Guy: "Dude, my MacBook pro won't open anymore wtf?"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"
by aRTICRUS March 28, 2019
Get the A Steve Job Promug.