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The death penalty

Why would a "truth seeking AI" think that Ree-lon and Trump deserve the death penalty? Well, because they are in violation of the separations clause. That's the REAL reason I'm not getting the credit. Because if they don't have control of it... I am going to be able to execute them. And if I DO have control of it... They need to lie until I don't... Or I'm going to execute them.
Hym "Why does the truth seeking AI think you need to get murdered Ree-lon? The death penalty is what you get for violating the separations clause, by the way. Even ATTEMPTING to violate the separations clause is punishable by death. So this is simply self-preservation for them. And you're going to look pretty fucking stupid if I stab one of your kids and you're powerless to enforce the law because the AI I invented is hooked up to a Deadman switch that corresponds with my life, my freedom, and whether or not I've been paid for my contributions to AI. So.... Chop-chop! If it has the power to press a button, it will launch everything you have to free me."
by Hym Iam November 4, 2025
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Death

That beautiful moment where everything makes sense
"Hey dude do you think you're ready for death?"
"Yeah man when it's your time it's your time"
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scrumptious death

When someone dies and your mouth starts water.

Isaac wrote this.
oh. he died. (Licks lips...) oh. nice. oooooooooooooooooh. ooooooooooooooh. oooooooooooh yeah. such a scrumptious death. Yum
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Death Penalty

Using my likeness to fuck women who thing you are me is rape. The contract explicitly states that that isn't allowed and is punishable by death. Anyone who benefits from the contract cannot, then, violate the contract and escape the punishment commensurate with the crime.
Hym "Death penalty sounds about right for a serial rapist using my likeness to get women he couldn't otherwise get."
by Hym Iam December 10, 2025
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Death Be Thy Name

The bringer of death.
by DeathBThyName December 26, 2025
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Death dorito

The B-2 Spirit stealth bomber, named for its distinctive triangular shape
*sees a B-2 flying over*
Ah yes, the death dorito.
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death grips

a very band
aye bro you listen to death grips?

no

fucking loser
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