old-school dodgeball

Dodgeball, but played with human heads.

old-school dodgeball it is

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Old Friend zone

The act in where a female rejects a male, but the female doesn't want to hurt the males feelings so she says something along the lines of "I want my kids to marry your kids", therefore basically being one of those 'old friends' adults tend to introduce to their kids

guy 1:" dang bro, she said she wanted her kids to marry mine"
guy 2:" bro what 'zone' are you even in right now?"
guy 1:"the old friend zone"
guy 2: "dang bro, harsh"

by randomguy382 January 16, 2022

old people homes

A death trap to everyone in it. they live there to die and there nothing to gain and everything to lose all they want is money. Also they use the dead old people in there food. So if you ever go into an old people home be carful and stay in the living room so you don't die

grandpa is gonna die in that old people homes

by innit bruv 69420 December 15, 2021

Old

Age is relative and based on the ages of your friends

17 is so old! Yeah because that's how old Shane is.

by shaneisold December 15, 2021

Old Saint Nick

Old Saint Nick was a gay turtle who used to make chicken and candy in 1800 bc

Is that old saint nick

by Illeb December 21, 2021

Old Man Jeffrey

1. A way to tell somebody they are behind on the times, or out of touch. Old Man Jeffries can often be spotted by their use of basic or outdated internet services, especially dictionary-related ones.

2. A stereotypical old person i.e: liked things when they were younger, uses the word "Whippersnapper" excessively, and constantly complains about the spatial positioning of people he doesn't like in relation to his lawn, and usually where they should get.

Jimothy: "Hey, you know that neighbor down my street? The one who chased us with his walker?"
Chad: "Oh, you mean Old Man Jeffrey?"
Jimothy: "Hey, no need to be so mean...but yeah,"

by Old Man Jeffrey May 13, 2022

dirty old men

Dirty old men. Men who date girls that are young enough to be their daughter. Pedophilia energy. Finding girls in emotional distress. And using them for sex. Usually multiple women. 25-20 years younger than them. Mentally and emotionally stunted. Usually doing so because the girl “is dumb” and won’t hold him responsible for his actions.

“The guys at the bars get older. The girls stay the same age. Dirty old men manipulating young girls.”

by I’m trying not to be murdered May 19, 2022