taking [Ketamine] for a second

When you snort some Ketamine but only for a short time so the effect only holds up for about 2 minutes

Person A: Why are you fucking my dog?
Person B: Sorry i was taking Ketamine for a second

by Chloroform47 November 17, 2018

Taking it to go

The act of taking it in one's bottom.

He's taking it to go.

We take it to go

she took it to go.

by Squidders August 15, 2014

taking a lonely

Taking a lonely (dump)

A phrase used to describe the act of defecating without having your smart phone with you.

a mental health exercise

Other related phrases:
"Soliturd time"
"Dropping an ace" (dropping a deuce)
"Taking myself to the superbowl"

A: "I just really need to stop over thinking."
B: "Have you tried 'taking a lonely'? It always helps me."

by xiacobolt September 8, 2022

Take a Train

A Term to tell people to go far away, Hence trains go far in a short amount of time.

I ain’t playing no games, with any fame,

Go away Paparazzi, take a train,
I’ll take a picture when I want to,
So everybody, fly away like I said shoo,

by BryanDeeeee February 26, 2021

National take a shower day

You have to take a shower every hour

Today is National Take A Shower Day go take a shore it’s 1:00 then take one at 2:00 then at 3:00 then at 4:00, etc

by DariEru September 2, 2021

Cesar Take

A statement so utterly outlandish that you have to hear it 3 times to make sure you’re not dreaming

Person 1: “Jackie Robinson doesn’t deserve to be a HOF’er”
Person 2: “Good lord that’s so awful, what a Cesar Take”

by BadBrisket July 19, 2022

Take a J.R.

When you haven’t had a bowel movement in 3 days and you know it’s gonna be old and slow. After 45 minutes it finally shows up and smells like Geritol and Ben-Gay. You’re left sweating and breathing hard and your butt hurts like you were in the Navy for 8 years

My stomach is cramping, feels like I got to take a J.R.

by Highrail Brian May 28, 2021