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School of International Development and Global Studies

The SIDGS is a program at the University of Ottawa in international development. It attracts the largest number of students in the whole faculty of social sciences.

It is known for its contingent of English Canadian hippies and Franco Ontarians who don't know what to do with their life but want to travel and want to get through university without learning anything too rough. In between two joints they learn to hate the IMF and the World Bank and that participatory research methods is THE shit. After four years they also finally realise that international development is a load of crap, and they should study something else if they want a good job.

The profs in the SIDGS are an amalgation of academics and field practitioners, mostly all Marxist. Is it thought that there are two factions within the SIDGS Marxist group, a maoist one led informally by an old development worker, and a Trotskyist one led by an old sociology professor who is plotting to take over the SIDGS to turn it into a revolutionary unit. When a large enough number of DVM alumni realise they can't get a job, they will most likely join this organization to become the cannon fodder of the revolution.
(In a School of International Development and Global Studies typical class discussion group)

Teacher's Assistant: So did anyone read the text for today?

Most students: No...

TA: Can someone who read it sum it up? (i.e. the TA doesn't understand shit about DVM either...)

One student: Yeah, it says the IMF f**ked all the development in Africa and they're full of shit.

TA: (reading the text) Yes... yes you're right that's what it said.
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School of Science and Technology, Singapore

actl quite a good school, but dsa only so based on ur luck. unless u SIE in lah then psle need 240+. but SIE only open if sch still hot vacancy after dsa. school smol and no parade square tho. rly nice chers but u can get quite badly scolded if u do smth wrong
student 1: i wanna go to School of Science and Technology, Singapore!
student 2: me too!

school shooter 

Someone who is most of the time mentally ill. This could be cause by abused or a victim of bullying in early childhood. The person may also suffer depression and other mental disorder. What drives them to actually shoot at the school is still a shock to many. Some say, maybe they wanna be remembered, some say, they do it because their fed up with the world, but whatever it is, it's still a mistery to actually know what is going on inside the mind of a school shooter. I personally feel that depressed kids or adolescent need to be taken serious and treated early before they get out of control. And also, people of today are not very nice to each other, so i think that bullying also contributes to school shooter, as they feel very depressed. Overall I think it's a very horrible thing to do, I mean if you're not feelling well, get help or if you really want to die, just kill yourself and not others who have done nothing to you.
Fred: Do you know that kid who always sits by himself and never talk to no one in the class and ge's always sad.

Michael: Yeah i know right, last time i tried to talk to him and he just ignored me.

Fred: I think we better watch out for him, because i suspect that he might be a possible school shooter.

Michael: Yeah, I think so too.
school shooter by !!!!!!!!!!!! February 18, 2008

School into weed meanings 

A set of terms that are used for weed terms:
Homework-Weed
Backpack-bong
Handbag(messenger)-pipe
Sentences-Bowl(s)
Essay-Getting Baked
Pencil-Blunt
Pen-Joint
Teacher-dealer
Principal-Cops

detention-Getting caught
Teachers Pet-Snitch
School into weed meanings example

example 1
Me-Hey guys this weekend gonna get some homework

Billy Joe-Yah were gonna be stuck doing essays...

school of hard knocks 

The place where you learn that sometimes you "get beat upside the head just for livin'" Where your grandfather went to school. Can refer to old school.
"Gee mister, where'd you learn to fight like that?" "School of hard knocks, kid."
school of hard knocks by tonk June 16, 2004

school trash talk 

U people think ur so cool cuz u do school trash talk on the internet, if u were so damn badass get a real life!!
Im so cool cuz i school trash talk on the internet
school trash talk by pissed off kid February 29, 2008

School Boy 

The act of kneeling behind someone while someone else pushes them over you.
Mike just got school boyed by John when Steve kneeled down behind him
School Boy by TKEAT May 25, 2009