Subway Shits

when a shit resembles a foot-long subway, often these types of shits span over a few days, hence why "shits" is plural.

they often result in the perpetrator spending an unusually long amount of time in the bathroom.

they can also be extremely painful on some occasions

Greg: "hey man you were in there for ages, you ok?"

Mike: " nahh I've got the Subway Shits"

Greg: "ah sounds painful"

by joshtommo93 September 12, 2011

Shit phelgm

1. The muscous secreted from one's anus after consuming an extreme amount of foodstuffs that are high in fibre, such as baked beans for example.

2. An insult

"I'm not eating any of those beans again", said Keith. "They made me shit phelgm".

"Dude, you shit phelgm"

by Link December 8, 2004

Shit Town

a place where evrything is shit, usually found out in BFE

There's hardly anything for a single man to do in this town. This place is Shit Town.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 21, 2006

Ze shit

Gangsta shit; shit you don’t know about.

This that ze shit, this that ze shit!

by Young niger November 23, 2018

royal shit

when someone has to take a giant shit , see brown alert

i cant go i have to take a royal shit

by danny and mason February 16, 2004

shit fire

Three-syllable expression of surprise used by Texans and other peckerwoods.

Shit fire! George W. Bush can write a complete sentence.

by cornholio October 16, 2003

Fuck This Shit

T-shirt worn by a person outside the CNN studios during the 2004 election results. While the cameras were rolling, the bystander opens his button down shirt to reveal the phrase "Fuck This Shit" on a t-shirt underneath. This was broadcast live and seen by millions of people. The person wearing the shirt is Brian Hayes and he is a genius.

If McCain wins, I hope the Fuck This Shit guy shows up again.

by John McCain's Latest Mistress January 18, 2009