Boner

Something I'm getting right now...
Your fucking hot...
Here's a poem -
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When your around,
I pee out glue

I fucking have a boner that is impaling my gf's ass

by Ifuckedabigwass November 19, 2018

Beard boner

When a man’s beard sticks straight out instead of laying flat.

I must’ve slept wrong. I woke up with beard boner.

by KrallTheWarriorKing July 7, 2022

Boner

A bone in chicken wing

Make sure when you order....get boners only! No nuggets

by jhoka September 13, 2020

Boner Bout

A boner has to go up and down to be considered a bout. Like a boner roller coaster.

When the porn starts getting weird, you know it's going to be a boner bout.

by Slippery Wibbler November 8, 2017

Neck Boner

When you get hurt so bad, your spine can be seen in your neck

My friend crashed his car, the doctors said he had a Neck Boner

by NateTheHater April 13, 2014

boner

The one thing a guy doesn't want to get when speaking to the principal/teacher.

Guy who has a boner: *looks down at pants* oh shit... to Teacher: When will I be getting a grade on my project?
Teacher: *looks at pants* well guy who has a boner, soon. you have to go to next period now, so leave please.

by Fuck Your Fat Whore October 2, 2021

Jesus Boner

A holy boner

Holy sh*t you have a jesus boner

by trooperclonerex September 12, 2018