penis muchies

When a women is hungry for the PENIS!!!

Girl I was at the strip club last night and girl all I could think of was the penis muchies

by Weird reptile August 11, 2015

Penis-Wrench

A man who fucks so much, and has been so successful at pleasing women, that his sex giving powers have reportedly saved women from death. The word "wrench" implying that this individual can stop anybody problems with their Johnson that they are a gift from our lord and savior Jesus Christ. Some Penis-Wrenches have reportedly cured cancer, Blue-waffle, etc.

Brynn: Hey Val, I thought you had a fever, you probably shouldn't be out in the cold!

Val: Oh, I'm better now, Matt is such a Penis-Wrench that he cured me!

Brynn: Ooh, what's his number?

by TheOriginalPenisWrench April 18, 2016

penis lips

the lips of a womans pussy

mind if i smell your penis lips

by fingerlickingvaginaparticles November 10, 2020

Dr penis

When you ask the server to stick their penis in your Dr pepper

Yo, can I get uhhhhhhhhh Dr penis

by Xsilver169 December 7, 2019

Penis meter

This is a measurement used for how when you want to know the depth you have in a girl.

Phillip , get me the penis meter right now.

by Penis meter July 11, 2018

weird penis

When u shove your penis in a vagina and she says it feels weird and you continue thrusting then when you cum you cum powder.

His weird penis came powder in me

by Meeeeeerrrrrrrrr June 16, 2018

penis mop

When the penis is used to smear semen on a woman's belly.

Pete used his penis mop to rub in the cum on Trena.

by Big Daddy Mud Flap September 6, 2016