Crypt Monkey

Loser Goth types that are obsessed with death and partying at cemeteries. Usually spout out useless crap about the end of the world and worship Edgar Allen Poe. They talk about visiting Jim Morrison's crypt in Paris. Crypt Monkeys are prone to apply for jobs digging graves or selling cemetery plots. They always wear black and have cheap ink tattoos they give themselves. They live at home with their depressed, alcoholic mothers and listen to My Chemical Romance and think it's music.

That pathetic crypt monkey got thrown out of the mausoleum again after aimlessly wandering through the halls drunk at midnight.

by Sportsguy1991 April 18, 2013

Truck Monkey

Guy or girl unloading trucks at Wally World for almost minimum wage.

I need a truck monkey out here to finish this load.

by ladytekwriter April 28, 2013

vulva monkey

A slimy pervert. Someone who is desperate for sex and hits on every chick in a bar and fails.

"Dude, check that vulva monkey...what a fucking loser!!"

by vulva monkey May 14, 2014

popping the monkey

When your friend tells u something to look up and isn't there :(

8===D popping the monkey

by pooping in a cuo August 2, 2014

Slide Monkey

The derogatory term for a man/woman who makes the presentation slides change at the right time while the presenter is speaking.

All right, I'm giving a presentation in two weeks. Who wants to be my slide monkey?

I can't believe I got stuck with being the slide monkey for all these presentations!

by Evelyn_S October 22, 2013

horse monkey

Penetrating a person with a banana as you ride them like a horse.

I'm gonna horse monkey you like Seabicsuit.

by Vonrad Gramobellis November 14, 2013

monkey hosing

Vigorously tugging of your own or a friends foreskin and stretching it a considerable distance. Usually done whilst staring at a banana and grinning like a fool.

His constant monkey hosing risked him being locked up in the zoo.

by DirtyBob April 18, 2015