milk horsed

When you accidentally show up to the wrong place.

"Hey man you almost here?"

"Nah man I milk horsed it I'll be there in 5"

by Chadsdong November 6, 2017

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milk jugs

a female with very large tits

person A: "damn, did you see the milk jugs on that girl?"
person B: "hell yeah, I would totally do her! "

by silvers #1 fan May 26, 2024

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An artwork origination from the depths of rule 34‚ the original artwork depicts a futanari at a bar saying "wanna ease me up?" Or something like that idfc. The milking chair is like a normal bar chair but with the added addition of a hole so that a futanari can put their cock in there assumedly to be sucked. My dog died btw

Person 1: I'm loving my new milking chair! Person 2: Same‚ the Travis Scott meal is superior though. Person 3: I'm gonna hang myself

by IdealisticMarbles October 5, 2022

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Milk

The best and most tasty shit on the planet, ever since the beginning of humanity people have been sucking milk from their moms tits, other moms tits, cow tits and even goat tits. It's nice, white and it has calcium. While Mountain Dew is unhealthy and piss yellow.

Skeleton Boi: Drink your milk bro, it's got calcium.
Mark: No.
Skeleton: No is not a valid answer so BE GONE THOT.
Mark: *spontaneously combusts*

by Thot-destroyer March 21, 2018

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Milk

The cutest and sweetest person you will ever meet. Anybody who has any form of Milk in her/his name is a legend and shall be treated like royalty. They've been through a lot in life but still continue to be bubbly and cheerful. A true role model.

Boy: "Woah...that girl is so cute. What's her name?"
Girl: "Oh that's Milk! She has a heart of gold."

by Kita is my daddy (Mikky) May 26, 2020

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