vulva monkey

A slimy pervert. Someone who is desperate for sex and hits on every chick in a bar and fails.

"Dude, check that vulva monkey...what a fucking loser!!"

by vulva monkey May 14, 2014

popping the monkey

When your friend tells u something to look up and isn't there :(

8===D popping the monkey

by pooping in a cuo August 2, 2014

Slide Monkey

The derogatory term for a man/woman who makes the presentation slides change at the right time while the presenter is speaking.

All right, I'm giving a presentation in two weeks. Who wants to be my slide monkey?

I can't believe I got stuck with being the slide monkey for all these presentations!

by Evelyn_S October 22, 2013

horse monkey

Penetrating a person with a banana as you ride them like a horse.

I'm gonna horse monkey you like Seabicsuit.

by Vonrad Gramobellis November 14, 2013

monkey hosing

Vigorously tugging of your own or a friends foreskin and stretching it a considerable distance. Usually done whilst staring at a banana and grinning like a fool.

His constant monkey hosing risked him being locked up in the zoo.

by DirtyBob April 18, 2015

Panda monkey

Monkey that lived on bamboo tree

That panda monkey from China can hang on the bamboo tree like the monkeys in Africa well.

by Goodchild May 21, 2015

fuck monkey

It's a cum dumpster

Your a fuck monkey you got hoes coming out of your ass like you don't even know

by bevis9978 June 17, 2015