Milking your Sausage

Masturbating until your cum
Dude 1: Dude, stop milking your sausage, it's NNN!
Dude 2: Get out of my room!
by meatroller December 13, 2019
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milk theft

a ritual
only happens in the early hours of the morning
usually under the influence of drugs

sometimes yeild can be up to 10 or more bottles if search is thorough.

treking may be needed if local stock is low
operation milk theft is in full swing tonight boys!

legalise milk theft
by humbugbumflap December 29, 2007
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Dick milk

When your infant is breastfed and needs milk put the mother is not there so the male has to rub the end of his dick to get a small amount of dick milk to come out
Baby:*cries*

Male:gee ur mother is gone and u need milk

baby:*still crying *

male:well u may need some of my dick milk

*male undoes jeans *

male*rubs tip of dick*

baby :sucks dick

male :atleast it gives us both pleasure
by Urbanpigfarts20090070433/4 September 19, 2020
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Dick milk

When your infant is breastfed and needs milk put the mother is not there so the male has to rub the end of his dick to get a small amount of dick milk to come out
Baby:*cries*

Male:gee ur mother is gone and u need milk

baby:*still crying *

male:well u may need some of my dick milk

*male undoes jeans *

male*rubs tip of dick*

baby :sucks dick

male :atleast it gives us both pleasure
by Urbanpigfarts20090070433/4 September 19, 2020
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milk my noodle

A more secretive and funny form of telling a girl to make you nut.
Hey Jessica, will you milk my noodle.

Ur mom milked my noodle last night.

Im so glad your milking my noodle.
by PenisHead5467 March 09, 2020
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Get Milked

Lets make some milk from the Get Milked machine !
by scott dan January 25, 2023
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Milking the bull

when someone fucks their dad
"Where is Samantha"
"Oh, she is off milking the bull"
by jim74853468 February 26, 2018
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