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cum dumpster

A person that takes a lot of cum in their pussy, mouth, asshole, or bussy so much that the cum accumulates in that person like they’re a cum dumpster. For example, wyatt poage A.K.A. KmanFN1 is a massive cum dumpster.
Koran: Hey Viktor!
Viktor: Hey Koran!
Koran: You busy later?

Viktor: Nah i’m free
Koran: You tryna run a train on that thicc cum dumpster, you know our favorite cum dumpster?
Viktor: Of course! I would love to unleash this massive loads in his...warm...tight....bussy.
Koran: OH YEAH! I’m gonna...commit a felony...
Viktor: Not cool bro.

Viktor: The only one committing a felony is that cum dumpster when he cross the boarder with that amount of cum in his body. The border patrol gonna think he tryna be on demon time and is up to no good. Gonna pull him over and release all that cum from his bussy. All of that cum not save for him or other people. He a felon with that much cum!
Koran: Factss hahahaha. We gonna load him UP!
by BakaSenpaiBeanos January 12, 2021
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Cum brain

When you’re in a mental state of horniness and you can’t think straight. Usually the stage before post nut clarity.
Sarah: *out of breath* Did you say you loved me?!?
Bobby: *also out of breath* Oh shit my bad I had cum brain. Sorry I wasn’t thinking straight.
by iamanthonydean January 15, 2021
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Sniper Cum

When you cum from a distance away usually 6 or more inches, and it lands within the woman's (or man's) weak facial positions. (Eyes, inside or near the nostrils) Also known as a killshot.
John: Holy shit dude, I accidentally just Sniper Cummed a guy!
Kyle: Holy shit that's sick where?
John: Right in her nostril, he sucked it all the way in!
by BIGMONKE January 30, 2021
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Cum man

He’s a cum man so if you cum on him you’re doing him a favor
by cdawg91 February 21, 2021
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cum commie

most hardcore, most glorious sex enthusiast to ever exist since the birth of King Tamba. All the women wants to claim him, but he can never belong to one single women.
girl 1 : did you know cum commie has a harem?!
girl 2 : omg yes I so wanna be part of it!!
by AvidSexEnthusiast6969 March 3, 2021
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cum balloon

when you ejactualate in a balloon and then shove it up someone's ass to impregnate them without losing your prized viginity
oh I'm a dad now

but your a virgin

yeah I used a cum balloon
by russian mafia boss lvl 99 March 18, 2021
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Cum Chuckle

When you make a girl laugh by telling a joke when busting a nut down her throat, causing the infamous "Cum Chuckle".
"Yo Barry, I gave Melissa the Cum Chuckle yesterday"

"I made my girl Cum Chuckle once"
by BlueSh1ft April 12, 2021
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