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Chocolate House

A bar or place of residence, where it is "Raining Men" of the chocolate decent.
"Hey, Lets go to the chocolate house! I need to get my jungle fever cured!"
by Joe navy October 26, 2016
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Chocolate Raspberry Sauce

The concoction of menstruation blood and liquefied poop, though still the normal brownish color, that combines in the bowl of a toilet when a woman drops a deuce.
Sara, why didn't you flush the chocolate raspberry sauce from last night?
by SloppyJoe93 October 22, 2015
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chocolate pecan

Similar to a glazed pecan, but happens after anal sex then continuing into vaginal sex.
Hey do you think Susie will finally let me give her a chocolate pecan tonight?
by glazedpecan October 28, 2015
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chocolate mess

A very dirty mess, like a child covered in chocolate. Term coined by Kristen Wood.
The kid was a chocolate mess when he came in from playing in the rain.
by xmarksthewrong November 11, 2015
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chocolate stamping

what animals do when they rub or place their dirty buttholes on things leaving something that resembles a stamp made our of their rear chocolate. A perfect examples are dogs who have exposed buttholes like pugs and they like to sit or lay and they move later leave a chocolate stamp behind.
my dog monk loves to sit on me but he backs his butt up on you and one of these days im sure im going to get a chocolate stamping on my clothes.
by 26@65 November 22, 2015
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chocolate tattoo

The benevolent act of wiping your dirty anal hole on the face of an unsuspecting, passed out drunk person, usually a friend. This is done in hope of leaving a brown streak known as the chocolate tattoo. A chocolate tattoo can also be done on a person's clothing if your shit won't adhere to the face.
I got off easy last night. The Chughumper was looking to give me a chocolate tattoo, but he couldn't find me.
by shidz December 14, 2015
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chocolate cream pie

Pretty similar to a cream pie, but you stick your penis in the anus and ooze it with cum
by Dick Cabob December 28, 2015
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