chocolate dream

When you dream of choco buddies.

I had a chocolate dream last night, it was so hot (chocolate).

by ExcuseMeChocoBuddy December 7, 2016

chocolate mess

A very dirty mess, like a child covered in chocolate. Term coined by Kristen Wood.

The kid was a chocolate mess when he came in from playing in the rain.

by xmarksthewrong November 11, 2015

Chocolate tampon

A completely useless item or person

The new apprentice is as much use as a chocolate tampon

by Snoopmog October 9, 2022

desk chocolate

Chocolate kept inside your desk for work emergencies

I can’t believe it’s 10am on a Monday and I’m already reaching for my desk chocolate.

by 4ditor March 5, 2018

Chocolate skunk

When a person of African American descent receives an anal cream pie before farting to shoot it out as a skunk would shoot it’s stinky juices as a defense mechanis.

He got her so crunked she let him do the chocolate skunk maneuver

by Yahoo_surfer June 28, 2024

Chocolate Dunk

When a girl has her ass sticking straight up in the air and a guy dips his cock right in and gets shit all over it.

Yeah, I heard Ben and Venessa did some chocolate dunking in the guest room, it smells in there.

by pikapoo1 January 9, 2021

Chocolate Dobber

Chocolate Dobber.......When asking for a quarter of chocolate sweets from the top shelf just to get a glimpse of the fine shop assistant's arse (female)

"Excuse me miss, can I get a look at your Chocolate Dobbers"

Whilst pointing to the top shelf, no such sweet may exist, this is merely a tactic employed to get the assistant reaching up high

by MaineMen July 1, 2014