Cock Sharter

This usually happens during anal sex, when the female (or male) sharts aggressively on the mans cock.
The man COULD potentially ENJOY the sharting as it is one of his stink kinks.

Person 1: *Sharts on cock*
Person 2: AWG YOU COCK SHARTER

by reloggz March 12, 2021

Cock rocked

When a group of males get together with erections and proceed to beat one female in the face with their penises....

The female must sit there and take cock after cock after cock after cock after cock until all males have ejaculated

Girl 1: OH MY GOD! What happened to your face?!?
Girl 2: Let's just say I was cock rocked 😅😉

by Adrianissupa September 12, 2016

astronaut cock

One who cannot control when his penis becomes erect and resembles a rocket taking off into space.

Taco Terry met us at the strip club and walked around the club with a boner all night long, what an astronaut cock.

by Peachez-757-23336 November 29, 2017

Pot-Cock

Pot-Cock
Paht Cawk

Noun (used with verb)

1. When an individual is too baked to sexually operate properly.

2. The stoner equivelent of whiskey dick.

1. Steve couldn't fuck Lindsey because he had Pot-Cock.

2. Molly's Vagina had cotton-mouth due to Pot-Cock.

by Jsofldnqnclfmandnfndnsm August 15, 2016

Cock Throatial

Describes a person who is in the act of giving oral sex to a male. Often known as a Ball Chinian or a Scrotam Chin Strap.

Before moving to the Cock Throatial position the actress must first securely fasten her Scrotam Chin Strap.

by adr25 April 26, 2011

Cock::Blocks

It is when you are software engineer and rename your Code::Blocks because of the reasons.

Damn bro again some dirty work in Cock::Blocks.

by Do Ge November 27, 2018

Rider's Cock

A condition of random impotence due to one having ridden either saddle or cycle for far too long a period of time.

The man was suffering from an infrequent bout of rider's cock after his long journey, having traveled only by horse/motorcycle.

by ThatTittieGuy July 12, 2014