Boner

1: a dick move

2: blood in yo pp

I get a boner each time my homes show me their balls God they diks is huge

by WELCOMETOTHEBONERZONER March 23, 2022

Kidney boner

When your kidney gets a need to masturbate, or your asshole friend gives you a random nickname.

Friend: hey kidney Boner!
You: what?
Friend: fuck you I’m gonna stab you!

by Noter the aboter March 27, 2022

boner

when your weiner gets hard as fucking diamonds, thus causing you to die an absolutely abysmal death if your sausage slammer is big enough. its also feasible that boners can give you brain damage by slapping you in the face, again, if your penile is big enough.

farticus gets a boner whenever a midget enters the room.

by BeefBoyBalling478 November 3, 2021

boner bias

When you take a girl's side in an argument, not because she is correct but because you think she's hot and are currently trying to date/ have sex with her.

"Have you seen Sal's boner bias for Kelsey? He believes everything she says!"

by ToochMyPeenerWiener November 6, 2021

Boner Math

The act of calculating how many boners you can get/ nuts you can bust within a certain amount of time

We got 5 hours tonight? Hold up b let captain sex do some quick boner math

by Lork Banana-Larry November 14, 2021

pubic boner

when you have so much pubic hair it makes it look like you have a boner

bro i really need to shave down there, this pubic boner isnt a good look

by konerrGAY November 15, 2021

Boner Sober

The immense clarity of life and often immediate regret one feels after blowing a load.

The feeling I got after fucking my buddies mom, can only be described as "Boner Sober".

by Titty Slapper69 November 18, 2021