Poaching Beans

When a dude wants to relax and he dunks his balls in first into a hot tub before submerging the body.

Yo , I was so stressed out but after poaching beans. I was ready for the night.

by Umy Hany April 18, 2024

Beans

Also known as Colin, is usually a red-head that all the ladies fall for. If you are looking for a date this is the man to go to. He is stronger then Chuck Norris and is best friends with the one and only Jesus Christ. If you have any questions about grammar don’t ask Beans, he’s a math type of dude.

Girl 1: Man this math homework is pretty hard
Jesus Christ: you should ask Beans
Girl 1: you mean the hot guy with red hair
Girl 2: what if I need help on grammar, Will he help?
Jesus Christ: Hell na sista!!!!!!

by Singlepringlebeans April 9, 2019

Beans

When something or someone is excessively cool.

Wow, bro, that new episode of real housewives was really beans.

You look really beans in that knockoff chanel.

by beanbeanbeanbeanbean July 29, 2022

Bean

Someone being smol and precious

Jake: Carly is such a bean

by y5hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh February 7, 2022

Bean Bat

when a man shits in a girls pussy (bean) and then kicks her thighs from the sides repeatedly like a bat flapping its wings (bat)

John: i gave melissa a bean bat last night
George: EW

by Creamcheems June 8, 2021

black bean bussy

a black bean bussy is wear a woman or man takes a shit and the woman uses it as lube or a dildo if the shit is hard

person one ''did you hear kyla gave shelby the black bean bussy last week?''

person two ''im super jelly i did that back in my teen years!!''

by superdong69 May 14, 2022

magic bean juice

Caffeinated Coffee if it’s decaf, it’s not magic.

Drinking magic bean juice keeps me in a good mood and also keeps intrusive thoughts away.

by WolfPoet December 17, 2023