Banana

A measurement tool for 9gag-ers.

OP: Here is a banana for scale!
Reader: Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well!

by Bojlerman November 12, 2017

Brown Banana

An insult for a senile person.

“That Mildred is SUCH a brown banana!”

by Membean Magician March 18, 2022

Banana split

A sex act done in a threesome where one guy is getting a blow job (banana) and a rim job (split) at the same time.

I hooked up with twins last night. They didn't do anything with each other, but gave me a great banana split!

by Gerrold and Chauncey November 1, 2020

apple/banana

the deadliest word to ever be spoken. upon reciting, a great fat man will rise from the ground with a chicken in hand. he will then throw the chicken at you, causing you to be severely burned and constipated. if it is said as a curse to someone, they will receive twice the punishment: the power of 1,000 laxatives cast upon them.

person 1: what if i say the word?? :)
person 2: DON'T!!! apple/banana IS THE DEADLIEST WORD TO EVER BE SPOKEN! A FAT MAN WILL RISE FROM THE GROUND AND THROW A CHICKEN AT ME!! DON'T CURSE ME EITHER OR I'LL BE CURSED WITH 1,000 LAXATIVES AND SHIT MYSELF!!
person 1: apple
person 2: AHHH THIS CHICKEN BURNS
person 1: banana
person 2: WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BAD GAS PAINS :(((
person 1: I hope you get banana'd buddy
person 2: I'M SHITTING EVERYWHERE

by garblefuncl3 January 10, 2025

Julia Banana

It’s basically a blonde person,which is in love with Reuben but it’s too scared to speak to him.Julia Banana is also someone that made E cry,3 times,Banana also tries to steal her dad’s weed frequently,but never succeeded,she came from Poland and would rather kill a dog then a person.🅿️

Julia Banana thinks about masturbation 99.9% of the time.

by zieggs January 22, 2022

banana

a long curved stick of pale, yellow squishy stuff that is encased in a thick, skin-like layer of peel. The squish is compacted to be a solid object, but when pressure is applied by a fork it will instantly collapse into mush.

WARNING: while bananas are microwave safe, they ARE NOT dishwasher compatible

my son was choking on a whole banana, so I stuck a fork down his throat and the banana turned to much and traveled safely down his esophagus

by #barnibussssss(uknowit) September 12, 2020

Banana Girl (2)

A playful and affectionate term for a girl who is health-conscious and loves to eat bananas. Often, a "banana girl" is someone who might follow a plant-based or raw vegan diet and advocates for healthy living and fitness. She’s typically known for her cheerful demeanor, positive vibes, and zest for life, often seen carrying a bunch of bananas in her bag or sharing banana-based recipes and health tips on social media.

Ever since Julie started her raw vegan journey, she's become the ultimate Banana Girl (2), always snacking on bananas, sharing smoothie recipes, and reminding everyone about the benefits of potassium.

by titos_boy June 19, 2024