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Anal Boarding

When you give anal to someone who is underwater and trapped underneath a large pool floatie and cannot escape. It can also be used as a form of punishment.
"Waterboarding was too boring, so we decided to do anal boarding."
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positive anal g-force

The G-Force rate in which your poop launches from your anus at a positive rate leaving you in agonizing pain.
Jeff: Hey Chris! Why are you walking funny man?
Chris: I ate bad mexican and I hit positive anal g-force and my legs are sore.
by Bi0sh0cker123 July 28, 2016
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anal

1. adjective
relating to the ass
2. verb
orgasm from your ass
1. John and Carrie had anal sex.
2. I'm going to have an anal!
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Anal Expressive

(From Psychology)
Adjective
- the exact opposite of "anal retentive" where one hides the fact one defecates or pounds gargantuan stink burgers out their double bun burger farm, the anal expressive obsessively talks about, and or applies creativity to concept of defecting, one he or she once hid from.

Diarrhea scientists theorize that the Anal Expressivity s an example of a Newton's Third Law or Motion, namely it is an"equal and opposite reaction" of being Anal Retentive at an early stage in life.
When I was younger I was anal retentive. I couldn't poop anywhere but at home. Today I teach courses on how to take a shit off a 5 story building and am the editor of Power Defecator Magazine. I'm anal expressive.
by Nards Eubanks September 18, 2024
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Anal tension

The ability to relieve the pain of ass cramps by masterbation of d male G-spot.
by Kanye west stole my balls July 18, 2018
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Anal problem

anything that has to do with you needing something..
I need fifty bucks... instead of it ain't no problem it's 'Anal problem!
by Enfreakay July 31, 2018
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Anal retreat

Its when you take a massive poop and you press hard, but then stop pressing and the poop goes back up
Man i just took the biggest shit, but i got an anal retreat
by Philip mongolidi February 19, 2021
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