anal turbulance

When you fart so idk I can't think of anything funnier then round goodness...idk what do you think... (I think it's shit)

Turn up the anal turbulance on this bifch (referring to explosive diarrhea)

by Tottles May 29, 2019

anal asault

When you sit down on a seatbelt or hook and it goes up your ass.

I sat on a hook the other day, it was proper anal asault mate

by Mamamiji May 22, 2019

Anal

Its when you are having an affair with someone and you stick your horse meat chalupa inside of their fucking asshole and proceed to go at it.Ik its actually fucking disgusting and the men that participate in anal most likely have crabs if they dont wash their balls well

Gary:Imma stick my shlong in your anal hole
Cindy:Ok daddy

by Sasugay uchiha May 2, 2021

anal slushee

The act of a girl putting pop rocks into her asshole and trying to reverse-digest them, with the pop rocks’ popping inside her ass.

)Laura): “Hey Cindy! Have you ever tried an anal slushee ?” (Cindy): “yeah of course, and I used the cotton candy flavored ones too!”

by Javenvapegod May 24, 2018

anal ornament

Is a dingle-berry hanging from the longest pube in the anal area.

Today as I was doing my daily hemorrhoid check I came across a dangling anal ornament.

by assnuggest4lyfe September 14, 2014

Anal blindage

A phrase you when you don’t plan on coming into work or school and giving a “medical reason”

John: hey boss, I don’t think I’m going to come in tomorrow I have anal blindage

Boss: I’m so sorry to hear that John, what’s anal blindage

John: it’s me not seeing my ass coming in tomorrow.

by Mnm930 May 2, 2025

Anal Trekking

Having a really long anal marathon.

Hey babe, wanna go anal trekking on the weekend?

by StarTrek May 28, 2015