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blow job pic

A picture posted usually on socials networks; usually by females; that depict the face and head of said female that crops off at the nose. This picture will also be taken from an above angle and not taken by the subject. And sometimes the subject will have eyebrows raised in a surprised expression. Alluding to a blow job being given by the subject while photo is taken.
Bill: I like Jenny's sister but i wouldn't touch it she's a ho bag she got a blow job pic as her profile.

Tom: Oh damn i didn't check her profile, sorry.
by Darkbob July 30, 2011
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blow job high

A very short person. Someone who could perform oral sex on someone standing next to them without having to bend over or squatting down.
The basketball player's girlfriend was only blow job high when she stood next to him.
by outatym December 29, 2013
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Indian job interview

When an employer, quite often East Indian, accepts an applicant for a job interview by asking him to come in for a trial shift to see if he's worth hiring.
"Hey man, congrats on the new job!"
"Thanks, but I don't have the job yet, just an Indian job interview"
by Dave-Landon October 19, 2015
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Blow job brain

When a man becomes so stupid from receiving blow jobs that he is financially irresponsible and easily taken advantage of...
Wife, "If I happen to die and you collect on my life insurance, don't succumb to blow job brain from all the money hungry ho's out there. Be smarter than that."
Husband , "Do I look that stupid?"
Wife, "Yes."
by Milly5 November 10, 2015
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minnesota blow job

Shut up guys I got a Minnesota blow job last year

1 year later... u totally didn't
by The Fredrick wrap January 25, 2016
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Philadelphia Paint Job

After anal sex, she farts big and the cum sprays all over the wall.
I butt fucked her for a month, now I have a full Philadelphia paint job in my bedroom.
by Joe Black2 September 26, 2018
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Job Swervers Allowance

The term Job Seekers Allowance is more accurately represented with the modern day variation of Job Swervers Allowance.

As created by G and J Roberts
“I’ve been on the Job Swervers Allowance for the last 28 years and I have no intention of getting a job... innit”
by J Roberts May 29, 2018
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