When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst boner because someone got hard to words.
by Mid12:00Night October 08, 2020
1. A person who has a creepy fetish for words
2. Someone who gets horny while reading
3. Someone who can get a boner from listening to certain men with deep, sexy voices.
2. Someone who gets horny while reading
3. Someone who can get a boner from listening to certain men with deep, sexy voices.
1. I'm such a Word Boner that reading Harry Potter gives me an orgasm!
2. "Dude, that kid there has been reading his math text book for over an hour. Think he's a Word Boner?" "Undoubtedly bro!"
3. Morgan Freeman, Benedict Cumberbatch, Alan Rickman, all these guys give me Word Boners!
2. "Dude, that kid there has been reading his math text book for over an hour. Think he's a Word Boner?" "Undoubtedly bro!"
3. Morgan Freeman, Benedict Cumberbatch, Alan Rickman, all these guys give me Word Boners!
by The Inedible Llam January 09, 2014
Getting hyped and excited about a fight going on around or being in a fight and enjoying it.
the latter possibility arises if you like having the adversary as adversary, for various reasons
the latter possibility arises if you like having the adversary as adversary, for various reasons
Hisoka, an experienced fighter in a tournament arena setting has been watching a newbie gon develop at amazing rate and they finally face off. Mid fight, Hisoka to Gon:
Oh.. Don't look at me like that. I'm getting turned on!!! (fight boner)
Oh.. Don't look at me like that. I'm getting turned on!!! (fight boner)
by wyunofuuk September 26, 2018
Bob: Hey Ron,
Ron: Hey Bob,
Bob: I got dared yesterday to give myself a boner stick.
Ron: That sucks, do it again.
Ron: Hey Bob,
Bob: I got dared yesterday to give myself a boner stick.
Ron: That sucks, do it again.
by whoahwhoah27 October 01, 2017
When you watching an action scene in a movie (doesn't have to be a Michael Bay movie) with guns, explosions, and shit so intense you actually start popping chub.
Dude the new Jason Statham movie was awesome! During the car chase when he blows up that building in North Korea I got a total Bay Boner
by Th3 KMeister March 15, 2016
A boner men get when they’re around the girl that they see as the hottest girl in their opinions. Eternal boners can happen from a guy looking at a super hot nude girl on porn, seeing a naked hot in person when they’re about to have sex with them, or seeing their crush naked whatever if it’s in porn or real life.
Me: Man, I cannot stop thinking about Matilde. Every time I see her naked pictures and videos from her Onlyfans, I feel like I get an eternal boner. If I see her naked in person, I’d really have an eternal boner.
Person: Dude, you’re obsessed with her. You wouldn’t last one second having sex with her.
Me: Yes, but I’d still have a huge boner after cumming. I bet I could cum multiple times.
Person: Yeah, right.
Person: Dude, you’re obsessed with her. You wouldn’t last one second having sex with her.
Me: Yes, but I’d still have a huge boner after cumming. I bet I could cum multiple times.
Person: Yeah, right.
by Excrushman January 03, 2021
You are like a Sheona boner
by Mrjesusmum November 20, 2023