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Taking a shit

Taking a shit is when you physically take your shit out a toilet and put it in a blender with some berries and vanilla extract (optional). Turn the blender on until it has all thoroughly mixed. Once thoroughly mixed, boil on an open flame for 10 minutes. Finally, put it in a glass and drink till your hearts content.
Damn, this drink tastes so good! I just love taking a shit
by Taking a shit June 21, 2023
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Don’t Take Her She’s All I Got

Well I said, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
She is life when I want to live
She's everything to me in life that life can give
She's my water when I need a drink
She's the first thought in my mind
Each time I try to think
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
She's my fingers when I want to feel
She's the only thing in life to me that's really real
She is love, she's all the love I know
She could kiss the ground in wintertime
And make a flower grow
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Please don't take her love away from me
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
She's everything in life I'll ever need
Let me tell you now, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
Well I said, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got
I'm beggin' you, friend
Don't take her, she's all I've got

Don’t Take Her She’s All I Got
by WorseThanHitler November 26, 2023
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take a whiff

A phrase used by New Yorkers when they smell weed or marijuana to tell their friends for them to smell it also
"TAKE WHIFF, TAKE A WHIFF."

Take a whiff of that good good weed
by Dani01 May 13, 2022
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The thing that Urban Dictionary says when it's dumb
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by TheArchNoob March 8, 2025
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take a shower

Cyraxx: something idk
MusicBizMarty: "take a shower"
by 7568ino December 28, 2024
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Take French leave

To leave someone without saying goodbye
"When they found that our masters were too vigilant for them, they take French leave of us, and ran along the beach with incredible swiftness..."
by Voortrekker June 25, 2024
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take a swing

to take a swing at someone/ somebody/ something

definition:

trying to attack sb./ sth. physically
Guy1: Ok, lets take a swing at these motherfuckers!

Guy2: Are you sure? Better run for it!
by Lugoluso March 5, 2017
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