Michael

1) A Light skin male who is always late to a meet up then give execuses that doesn't even make any sense.
2) Usually a name of a guy who makes everyone laugh.

On-a-call:
Ayo, Mike, you were supposed to be here 30 minites ago. What the fuck is going on?
Michael: Sorry, the bus I was supposed to catch blew up...

by Le-me-go September 19, 2018

Michael Jackson

The process in which a black man becomes a white woman

Michael Jackson went through a Michael Jackson

by anonymous August 25, 2025

Reverse Michael Jackson

To give girl with very white skin a very dark hickey. So dark it’s basically black.

She had a good time recently, bitch had a huge reverse Michael Jackson right on her chest.

by Avangaline July 12, 2018

Michael Jackson

Someone who I wouldn’t want near my kids

Bob: Who is that?
Eddy: Michael Jackson
Bob: Shit, better hide the kids

by minoyoyoyoe August 21, 2024

michael renfer

The best octane main in the world

michael renfer

by super cool man January 17, 2023

michael silva

Michael Silva is the name of god, one of 2 legend's named Crixo

Michael Silva is the greatest of all time.

by TotallyNotKamikaze October 13, 2020

Pulling a Michael

When your Michael says some really questionable, noncey stuff.

I was hanging out with Jerry the other day and he said "We can fuck the nerdy kids, I mean nerds!" He's gotta be pulling a Michael with that one.

by JonahPeterson August 18, 2023