i will in me fuck

I can absolutely state that I will never be doing what you just asked me to do. In fact if you keep asking me I might just do the opposite.

Dad: Billy can you take out the rubbish to the bin.

Billy: I will in me fuck.

by MrWeldon February 6, 2018

Give me three

It originated from shooting three-pointers in basketball and wishing for it to go in or chanted as a celebration after scoring a three-pointer. Very similar to just shouting "three" or "get in". It can also be used in contexts where desirable things are in sight and the achievement of aforementioned things must be celebrated.
Similar hype words include lfg, we take those.
Hand gestures indicating you have just shot a three-pointer must be accompanied by saying this phrase.

"Hey John, these presale opportunities are available for a bargain!"
"Wow, you're right. Give me three (gesture as if just shot a three-pointer)"

by sandole July 30, 2023

lick me pope

When you can’t get someone to shut up, say, “lick me pope.” This is the equivalent to saying “bite my willy,” or “drink my sht.”

Rat head: La la la la la la la, I’m a rat head.
You: Shut up.
Rat head: You shut up.
You: Lick me pope.

by bunface July 31, 2023

me, myself, and i

Solo ride until I die, cause i got me for life. Look up clean version

P1 have you heard that song called me, myself, and i?

P2 by Bebe Rhexa and G-eazy? Yeah, it is a little more than a half-decade old!

by Wwwwwowwww September 5, 2021

bitch me around

A term used to describe an essential resistance to compliance predicated on a seemingly unending series of questions put forth as a performance delay tactic.

You've got a consult.
Ok, what hospital?
East.
What's the consult for?

I don't know. It just says 'sick'.
What was the admitting diagnosis?
It says alcohol related Illness.
When we're they admitted?
Last week.
Is this an emergency?
It doesn't say.
Any airway issues?
Nurse doesn't know.
Why, exactly, do they want me to see this patient?
It says they're sick.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! WHY DO I NEED TO BE INVOLVED?
It's you're job; don't bitch me around! Just take care of this.
THIS IS FUCKING STUPID. I FUCKING QUIT. FUCK YOU. FUCK THE PATIENT AND FUCK THIS WHOLE FUCKED UP SYSTEM! BYE!

by YAWA June 10, 2021

Give me a sec

"Give me a sec" refers to when a person is going somewhere but they have to finish something up. This gives me a second that could take up to 1 minute to 3 days.

Kirby:(texts Joshua) When are you going to come over? You are already 30 minutes late >:(

Josh:(Texts back) give me a sec, I'm on the boss battle.

(Six hours later)

Josh:(texts) I'm ready to come over!

by Thepoliceis9 May 22, 2022

Pick me gorl

A girl who craves attention from boys. She'll be the girl who knows how to do her work, but still asks "the boys" to help her. She does things that the boys do just to fit in with them. She'll be the type to date many guys at the same time. She's just "not like the other girls."Unfortuantely, some guys fall for her, but the smart ones don't. They are very cringe.

Guy 1: Have you seen Erica? She just asked help from three different boys, even though she's the smartest in the class.
Guy 2: Exactly! She's such a pick me gorl
Guy 1: Ikr!

by Anonymous 1088 February 1, 2022