Fart-Fish-Fuck

Jeb- "What do you want to do today Zeb?"
Zeb "I don't know, we can either watch the grass grow or I guess we can do what we always do"
Jeb "Fart-Fish-Fuck it is..Ill get my pole ready"

by Stains and Smears May 30, 2018

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Pout Pout fish

The most awesome children’s book of all time. Pout pout fish makes everyone’s day better and the best shit you’ll ever read. It’s a magnificent work of literature. 10/10 would recommend.

Jerry says”Have you ready pout pout fish?”

Karen replies “what’s that?”
“ONLY THE BEST BOOK EVER!” Jerry replied

by Awesomereads June 7, 2018

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Tree Fish Bob is a drawing that was made and I thought more people should know about it! how you draw it is you draw a wide circle, do 2 upside down L for the legs with an extra line in the bottom, curvy lines for the arms (the curvier the better), small circles for the eyes and a party hat

Dude1 ^yo can you tell me something to draw^
Dude2 ^draw tree fish bob^
Dude1 ^good idea^

by HotCocoCake116 January 17, 2020

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Gold fish brain

Alyssa Leah Portillo

Damn nigga you have a gold fish brain.

by Tmnt344 February 11, 2020

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Fishing for brown trout

Lifeguard slang for seiving turds out of a swimming pool. This is usually done after clearing the pool, followed by a 1 hour break from pool use while you 'shock' the pool (i.e. dump a ton of chemicals into it and the run the filters at full blast).

I had to go fishing for brown trout today during the 'mother and baby' swim lessons. At least I got paid for an hour of playing computer games while the filters did their thing.

by JG El Supremo February 15, 2020

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