level two earring

A piercing slightly above and behind where an earring would normally go. Usually the second piercing on the same ear lobe.

Oh my God, did you see Kaylee's level two earrings? So cute!

by JcBadd February 16, 2021

Two Words

She bad.

I have two words for you, she bad.

by Stdmdkd January 2, 2023

two-kicker

That one-hitter pipe with a bigger than average bowl.

Gimme that two-kicker...I am ready to get ALL HIGH!!

by Woo-Man_58 May 14, 2016

What’s two times a parable?

Gay men.

“What’s two times a parable?”
“Gay men. You’ve told me this joke a thousand times.”

by PETAandanimalrightssupporter99 July 16, 2019

A Cow With Two Legs

A rude name for someone's mother.

She looks like A Cow With Two Legs!

by Oddverse March 24, 2025

two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys that have egos so huge their cocks share the same foreskin and stroke each other's ego until bust a nut covering each other.

Eddie and Kevin are two cocks of the same foreskin.

by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024

two dry frogs is a situation

not fun

A: *doing not fun stuff*
A: TWO DRY FROGS IS A SITUATION
B: ikrrrr

by sn0wdr1ft3720 July 17, 2025