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Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a vagina, before eating/penetrating it.
OMG!! Can you believe Kelso hot pocketed a dirty butt and then ate it?!?!?!!!! He's a disgusting cooter, goober eater.
by Mr.BoneYourMom December 24, 2020
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Hoodie pocket

Someone, something, or a situation that is untrustworthy, unreliable; sketchy.

You ever put items in your hoodie pocket just to have them fall out? Hoodie pockets can not be trusted to hold your keys or phone. Someone people are like hoodie pockets. Don’t be a hoodie pocket.
She’s a hoodie pocket bro no cap

That’s hoodie pocket af, I could never

That’s giving hoodie pocket
by Blasé blasé January 20, 2025
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pick your pocket

steal or take something away from you
Careful when you're not with your girlfriend I may pick your pocket !
by motiv8r April 5, 2023
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pocket cookies

The act of sexual intercourse while holding the female’s hair as she hurls in the toilet.
Sarah is in rough shape after all those drinks. I’ll take her back to the room for some pocket cookies.
by optical Dr. February 24, 2024
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Razor Pocket Mod

The Razor Pocket Mod is a ride-on vehicle intended for people 13 and up. It goes 15 miles per hour ( 24 kilometers per hour). It also has storage under the seat. It takes 12 hours to get it to a full charge. It also lasts 48 minutes on a full charge. The Pocket Mod comes in these variants: Hot Mod (red), Vapor Black, Kiki (cyan), Betty (purple), Bistro White, Bistro Blue, and there were some other ones like the Hanna Montana (deep purple) variant.
Wow, look at that kid’s Razor Pocket Mod!
by W1MPYKD January 15, 2024
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My Pockets Are Swollen: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My Pockets Are Swollen: The First Juvenile Release
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025
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Hot pocket

When a female gets booked into custody with drugs stashed in her vagina.
Passat! Hey You! ... Did you come in here with a hot pocket? We could really use a fix!
by Detroitbluegirl November 20, 2021
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