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Real Quick

an interjection that's used when you are absolutely NOT going to be quick. Used to sneak into conversations by fooling people into believing that you will be quick even though you are going to be anything but.
Person 1: the other day I was walki-

Person 2: hey, real quick, last night I went out to dinner and had the best burger I've ever eaten. It reminded me of when I was a little boy and my pop used to grill them for us. Every 4th of July we would get together and have a big barbecue for the neighborhood and they called me and my pop the burger bros. He taught me 2 things in life: burgers, and auto parts. I took this knowledge with me when I opened up my first business: Burgers & Bearings. It was a very successful burger restaurant/auto parts store until the health inspector deemed it a 'health risk' due to a little bit of grease on the food. I mean come on, a little bit of dirt never hurt anybody. But he disagreed, so I took my talents to Tinker. Back when I was at Tinker I had the world in the palm of my hands. Everybody on the block knew that when I was around, shit was getting DONE. Every auto parts store within a 1,000 mile radius knew to look out for me. So I used that popularity to spread my wings and become a master mixologist in a very busy bar in the Hamptons, where I made around $20,000 per night.

Person 3: yeah he left 10 minutes ago, you don't have to keep goi-

Person 2: hey, while I got you here, real quick........
by the rusty trombonerr December 21, 2022
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ReaIlise

ReaIlise when someone realises that ReaIlise is goated
Don't peek ReaIlise on siege because he realises your going to peek and win the gunfight
by ReaIlise December 22, 2022
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Real Other User

A guy who is known as the "Real Other User" is someone who is familiar or similar to Otheruser325.
"Real Other User just reached Hall of Masters in BTDB2 because of his ungodly offmeta strats."
by Otheruser325 December 24, 2022
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A Footy team I only hate even more...
oh no is real madrid - liverpoolball
by tridentlve 🔱 December 25, 2022
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rally car

typically Swedish, Italian or french car loosely based on what you think a car is. North American attempts to commission Evos, WRX, RS and most other road going variants to follow a route thru your local gravel roads. (note local gravel roads are not in Detroit rather the northern suburb of L'anse or the twin cites suburb of Akeley (And its still 7 miles north of there)).

They hide expensive suspension, cages, and comfy seats.

Manned by robots (no fear of things bc they don't know or care) with helmets and in car communication. The communication is mostly for fart jokes and 'hey why don't chu try that road coming up on the left".

some cooler ones get painted or stickers.

buy tshirts and merch from the teams that are in the MudWhale championship chase.

If you had to look this up you should plan to attend the local group heating and friendship group(fire) at the closest Sno-drift. Its the only way to carry on with this interesting way of life and to truly understand how these people can waste good work days driving thru the woods.
Jim: Tim i think Bret Hunter and Jon Kramer have better driving rally cars than block and pastra who only use them on select events.

Tim: block does have a real rally car. It was built for use in that series that doesn't come to the states.
Jim: I do like how all rally cars sound and look as we stand in the woods and watch them
Tim: one minute, til the next one. Can you hand me a beer, i'm trying to stay warm.
by Swedsnail December 29, 2022
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Realbertified

When something that has previously been unalbertified becomes albertified again.
"Damn, this burrito has been realbertified! It was so much better when I unalbertified it."
by johnismerry December 30, 2022
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real

Saying 'real' expresses the feelings that you want to express but you can't. It also means how much you went through and you still keep pushing knowing you can't. The word comes from the song (12 Stout Street - Rx Papi)
by IG: AsherrsReturn January 13, 2023
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