Uncontrollable penis

When your penis decides what it wants to do

1 That Uncontrollable Penis is painting art on the walls.
2 your uncontrollable penis just wants to fuck what ever girl it sees

by catmail1 May 6, 2020

Doug's penis

An object so small that even NASA'S Hubble telescope can't find it

His hopes and dreams were smaller than Doug's penis

by Calvin Blackwell June 20, 2020

crowbar penis

A penis that is shaped like a crowbar (very bent)

WOW Aakash, u have a crowbar penis

by Aiainwhsuwjsj August 27, 2017

phone penis

When you stick a phone in a girls vagina on vibrate with male siri talking

That bitch got phone penised last night

by Nonyaxx September 6, 2016

penis cupcake

A word said by a solider from tf2 which people makes it to a meme

I AM PENIS CUPCAKE I WILL EAT U-solider

by :c boi June 26, 2018

penis mop

When the penis is used to smear semen on a woman's belly.

Pete used his penis mop to rub in the cum on Trena.

by Big Daddy Mud Flap September 6, 2016

penis up

it like push ups but you are using your penis like hands and it make your penis buff

I will do over 9000 penis ups

by anonymous February 23, 2021