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Penis peaker

The act of gutting and disemboweling a dead hooker then fucking her so you can see your penis peaking out from her insides
My cock looksmuch bigger from the inside. My penis peaker is awesome
by Shewmanga February 10, 2017
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Kleiner penis

A small penis, noun, is a joke about someone having a small dick
Kleiner penis, saiid mockingly to a person peeing standing up with exposed penis,
by Terms from GuyGetaHigh July 10, 2022
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Penis Slay

Someone who be looking like a fine penis
Sheesh man! U be looking so penis slay today!
by Your Vaginaaa January 18, 2022
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Dr penis

When you ask the server to stick their penis in your Dr pepper
by Xsilver169 December 7, 2019
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premium penis

The supreme standard of penis that must be 1-3 inches long and 20 inches wide, while the tip must have indents and wig to make it look like Chuck Norris. Only then will you be a true owner of a premium penis. If you fit this category call this number (713) 868-6003 to be a fully fledged premium penis owner.
Chuck Norris' is the ultimate premium penis owner.
by locococobunny225 July 27, 2019
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Penis Firewall

The belief that men are capable of admiring attractive women without finding sexual interest in them. The school of thought that a man’s sexual drives can be contained. Some poor deluded and misguided individuals sincerely hold to this belief, much like Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny.
My wife’s sister is pretty, but I don’t find her attractive because she’s behind the penis firewall.
by Phil H. February 9, 2022
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