dying old man intestines

When you go into the bathroom that has been fouled by the previous occupant.

It smells like dying old man intestines in there

by Pebbles B August 31, 2023

haggard old lady

Somebody who looks on the brink of death due to exhaustion, (therefore looking like a lady who is ancient as hell) this can usually be fixed by an alarm clock and a sensible bed time.

Rosie hasn’t been sleeping due to family issues, the principle pulled her in and called her a haggard old lady. How DARE she look after her family. An alarm clock is overdue for certain.

by Irishasafupa September 4, 2023

The old lobster claw

When your shrimp doesn’t cut it, so you give her the old lobster claw 4 in the puss one in the ass.

Yeah man my new girl hates shrimp.

Well good thing you can still give her the old lobster claw

by StonedAF October 13, 2023

An Old Fashion

When you hang a pair of cherries from the base of an erect penis, after having held an ice pack to it, you then rub orange peel along the shaft of the penis, take a shot of whiskey with a dash of bitters and a pinch of sugar, and when you swallow the shot, immediately deep throat the erect penis and lap a cherry into your mouth with your tongue, chew it, and swallow it.
You then say, "Ooh what a lovely Old Fashion"

Person#1 Would you like another old fashion?
Person #2 Yes, please. May I please get extra cherries on the next one?
Person #1 You got it!
Person #2 This is a lovely Old Fashion!
Person#1 The cocktail? Or the part where I just gave you an old fashion and deep throated you to get that cherry? I'm soooo drunk..

by Bael Sach November 1, 2023

The Old Backdooré Amoré

noun: A sneaky, dramatic victory in fantasy football where a team makes an unexpected, last-minute comeback, usually in the most absurd or infuriating way possible. Often accompanied by tears of joy for the winner and tears of despair for the loser.

"Jones thought he had it in the bag until The Old Backdooré Amoré struck like a thief in the night. McLaughlin booted two clutch field goals in the final minutes, knocking Jones out of the playoffs and leaving him screaming at his phone, 'I swear to fuck!'"

by Tronor McGregor December 2, 2024

cranky old lady

the cranky old lady is someone who asked you to take down your trampoline and puts a no parking sign next to your car. basically she is a difficult old woman who thinks all expats are rude.

“did you see the cranky old lady?”

“yes” jude said “we all put sausages covered in ketchup on her car!”

*the group cackles*

by Black Nose Charles II December 28, 2023

Japanese old fashioned

When your girl mummifies you in cling wrap and gives you a blow job. But the slow kind where she slowed down before you nutted and draws out your orgasm until you moan like a wounded soldier. You got that Japanese old fashioned

Yo, bro, my girl gave me a Japanese old fashioned. I thought I was gonna nut through the back of her throat I wanted to cum so hard.

by Jefe666 January 5, 2024