Old Guard

The people that saw you through the murky middle. You might not have known them in the beginning, they might not be there in the end, but they acted as the guards, the controls, that paid the light bill inside the tunnel and obscured the distant beam at end.
“He had an angelic afternoon after work when he walked into the tavern and he got to talk to some of the old guard.”
by Jeremiah Collins June 03, 2025
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Old Guard

A oligarchy of original ABN-Blaks, those who’ve commodified culture, feathered their own nests, thrown down no ladders, spoken for other family groups without consulting them, deceptively excluded others, run community corporations into the ground by diverting income streams to themselves and compromising member integrity to create a state of confusion and division.

Synonym: nation-builders
E.g. 1 the Old Guard are at it again, trying to do Welcomes on Clan Country that isn’t their own, over the top of Clan TO’s who are present.

E.g. 2 The Old Guard’s motto: Profits over Protocols.
by Clever Guard April 17, 2025
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king of old gen

Lulz was the best old get until he quit to do better things in his life
the king of old gen vanish when they needed him most
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A statement characterizing a form of kink, where the speaker has a desire to receive anal sex via a strap on from their romantic partners lover, whilst also performing vaginal sex on their romantic partner, whether via strap on or appendage.
My goodness, he’s passing down the old tubular!
by Cloggeduplikeagarbagechute September 15, 2022
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Twenty-Fun-Year-Old

Someone in their 20s who is down to clown and too young too care about anything else. Likely clubs too much and doesn't have a lot of their own money.
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old sham sandwhich

A really moldy shitty ass tasting sandwhich that comes ftom zombie cunts
Damn that zombie gave me an old sham sandwhich again
by Sham sandwhich January 27, 2017
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Old Luggage

The impossibly tanned and bespeckled senior citizens that sunbake at the beach or pool in skimpy swimmers. Also found at nude beaches everywhere, much like luggage washed ashore from a sinking cruise ship.
"Get your ass down here, the water's gorgeous! Just ignore the old luggage and throw on some sun block."
by Paul L'astname March 09, 2013
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