Hard penis

When a man sees something attractive

Example:
Anything that involves women + r34

Bro I had a hard penis when watching a sextape

by Your average microwave March 17, 2022

Wheezing Penis

To die via ingestion of invisible/intangible bleach

Did you hear how Danny died? Poor guy went out wheezing penis.

by ThePenisWheezer May 26, 2019

Penis monkey

A monkey Who will steal your penis and force feed you it

Person 1: the penis monkey went into my room last night person 2: how did the penis taste? Person 1: surprisingly good

by Food guy 2 February 4, 2021

Penis highjack

When a woman bites the penis of during a blowjob and puts is in her vagina like its hers

Friend 1: I had to go to the hospital when my penis got bit off
Friend 2: so did your girl commit the penis highjack
Friend 1: I'd say so...

by The highjacker June 3, 2021

seasonal penis

a penis that sprouts only in December month.

I belong in the month of December, but not in any other month. I am not a holiday. What am I? ANSWER: seasonal penis

by Brad~COLDpeppa July 8, 2021

emo-penis

emo-penis (german: emo-penis) is a definition for people with dyed hair and piercings.

A: OMG are you an emo-penis?
B: YES HOW DID YOU KNOW?
A: I Saw your dyed hair and piercings

by weird little gay friend June 29, 2021

Penis Balloon

When your uncircumcised penis gets blown by the hot girl at the bar to the point the extra skin starts to inflate like a balloon.

Guy (Drops pants)
Girl: Omg! YOURE UNCIRCUMCISED!?!?!?
Guy: Yeah, so?
Girl: Oh my fucking god let me give you a penis balloon.

by MuffinTop9603 October 29, 2020