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your moms ist

your friend: where tf were you?
you: your moms ist

or

"I fucked your mom right in her ist"
by lychie August 2, 2023
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mom car song

Mom car songs are songs every mom over the age of 30 play in their car. These songs include any song by Taylor swift, Stay by Justin Bieber, etc.
Man I hate this song, it’s such a mom car song
by Skull Walker August 14, 2023
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ur mom gay

The most offensive word to anyone to roast them if you're in 3rd grade
Joe: You suck
Larry: ur mom gay
The crowd: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by Feet4Sale January 10, 2020
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ur moms cooch

when a place is very barren and lifeless
*enters a desert*

bruh it’s like ur moms cooch in here
by ur moms cooch February 12, 2020
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Circle Park Mom

An older aging fat ugly filthy nasty stinky hairy woman who provides sexual favors for free only to the black male prison population and is always waiting for their release at circle park so she can let her pussy loose on some big black prison cock!
A tip for all the school girls,if you don't graduate high school then you will become a circle park mom!!!
by 702Karma666 July 30, 2020
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Ur mom kid

Mostly used against 9 year old children
9yr old:whatcha doin

Man 1:ur mom kid
by A crusaders September 11, 2020
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Whore soccer mom

Mom who is willing to have fun even thought she needs to pick up her kids from soccer practice and might even give the coach a blowjob at half time
Parents: where is the coach

Coaches assistant thinking in his head: getting sucked of by that whore soccer mom
by Shhddtigx September 19, 2020
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